(Source: dollmeat7)

classichorrormovies:

Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)

classichorrormovies:

Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

retrogasm:

Yvonne Furneaux

retrogasm:

Yvonne Furneaux

gonna call u mami bc damn girl 

mudwerks:

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

he smells like ketchup…

why is the lace bra thing trending now i wore that shit 5 yrs ago 

darkbluetile:

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

I love their family :’)

(Source: jamescookjr)

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

one of customers at work today wore a mitt romney t-shirt and i wanted to shit on him 

i enjoy driving at night time bc it helps me clear my mind and the air is better at night 

pretending i’m alive but i’m actually dead